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A math and a physics major
A math and a physics major were closed each into a cell without any food, except for a can. After two weeks, in the physics major’s cell there was a whole wall filled with formulas, a mark on the ceiling and an empty can. In the math major’s cell there was a wall filled with formulas, a closed can and a starved math major.

An ion walks into a bar
An ion walks into a bar and says “I think I left an electron here last night.” So the bartender asks “Are you positive?”