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Two stings walk into a bar

Two stings walk into a bar. The first string says, “Bartender, I’d like a beer, please.”
The second string says, “And I’d like a oasiw5957iljafi0987)^&^$^%$%^$@^%CUIHKJ CORE DUMP”
The bartender says, “What’s up with him?” and the first string says, “Oh, please pardon him, he’s not null terminated.”

Diary of a russian soldier

Day 1: I walk. Beside me walks my happy company. In front of us we see a girl. So we raped her. It was a happy day.
Day 2: I walk, before me walks my happy company, in front of us we see a dog. So we raped it. It was also a happy day.
Day 3: I walk, behind me walks my happy company. It wasn’t a happy day.