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2006-05-02 Joke

paddy buys a bath

Paddy buys a bath but takes it back the next day complaining that water keeps running out the bottom.

The manager asks him if he bought a plug.

Paddy says “You twat, you never said it was electric!”

taxidermist

A man walks into a pub in Wales and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the barman looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are you… where you from, boy?”

The man says, “I’m from London.”

The barman asks, “What d’you do in London?”

The man responds, “I’m a taxidermist.”

The barman asks, “A taxidermist… what the fuck is a taxidermist?”

The man says “I mount animals.”

The barman grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s alright boys, he’s one of us!”

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